Alien Jesus
© David Ferre, 2026
[Verse] Allegro, 4/4, w/a backbeat
What if when EJesus Christ comes back to Earth he A7comes an aliEen?
A C#msilicon based lifeform here to F#cleanse us of ourBsus4 sin?
ESent down by the Father aA7board the motherEship
We'd be C#mall surprised by F#open skies beBsus4fore we Bheard the Eslip
Turns out the Ehuman race is just but one of A7many way beEyond
That C#mGod created equal, even F#Martians he is Bsus4fond
EThought that we were E7/Ddestined to A7/C#rule the uniC7verse
But Bsus4who'd of thought God's Bchildren were so AcosmicalBly diEverse?
[Chorus]
A/C#Alien E/BJesus
AWhere do you Ecome from? Bsus4What do Byou Ewant?
C#mAlien F#Jesus
I F#m7come from aG#m7bove, my Bsus4knowledge Bto Efont
A/C#Alien E/BJesus
AGrant us your Ewisdom, Bsus4mighty Bone Eplease
C#mAlien F#Jesus
Be F#m7kind to aG#m7nother, and Bsus4life is a Ebreeze
[Verse]
And so the Baptists and the Catholics and the A7Born Agains beEgan
To C#mconjure up a reason God would F#come back not a Bsus4man
EBest that they could E/Dmuster, "This A7Alien's a Ehoax!
"Don't C#mbuy its lies, don't F#sympathize! The Bsus4truth it Bdoesn't Eboast!"
Meanwhile for Eatheists and skeptics a conA7version is at Ehand
The C#mevidence they searched for had F#descended on the Bsus4land
ENew to being faithful, they A7got a few things Ewrong
They C#mturned toward their F#Savior and Bsus4asked him Bwith a Esong:
[Chorus]
A/C#Alien E/BJesus
AWho are you Ereally? Bsus4What's it all Emean?
C#mAlien F#Jesus
As F#m7you've seen my G#m7face, the Bsus4Father you've Eseen
A/C#Alien E/BJesus
ASo then you Emean to Bsus4say that you're EGod?
C#mAlien F#Jesus
F#m7It isn't that G#m7simple, he Bsus4replied with a Enod
[Bridge] Out of Time
Verily I say unto C#myou:
As the Father is in me, EI'm F#in Byou!
[Verse] Adagio
Such the Ecrowd cried out, “My Lord, my God! We A7are one and the Esame!
“If C#manyone should suffer, it is F#we who take the Bblame.
“EThank you for your presence, for A7showing us the Eway!
“Your C#mblood is mine, we’re F#intertwined, now Bsus4let’s go seize the day!”
Allegro
A Erenaissance, a golden age then A7swept across the Eearth
EveryC#mone considered equals, reF#gardless of their Bsus4birth
EPeace, love, and prosE/Dperity through A/C#the entire C7realm
No F#m7single king, no G#m7suffering, and Bsus4all were Bat the Ehelm
[Chorus]
[Outro]
Now you have Elistened to the story of huA7manities aEscent
C#mMoral of the chronicle is F#hatred can get Bsus4bent!
We don’t need no alien to A7put us in our Eplace
Let’s C#mget along and F#join in song! God Bsus4bless the human Erace!
[Chorus]
